F: When I woke up this morning, I wanted to play trains. But the floor was messy, so I started to do some "a recoger". But then I heard Mommy's legs singing, so we had to play hospital.
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R: Mommy's HERE!!! I'm so excited!
Note: Mommy is not here. She is still sleeping.
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F: We're going to Grandma's house. Can you be Grandma? Your pipes are broken and we're going to use our tools to fix them.
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F just pointed to Tom Brady on the television, yelled "monster!" pointed his pastry gun-thing at him and made laser gun sounds.
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R singing is always adorable. More so when she's singing "By Lo Baby"...
R (singing): Mommy will love you all her life ... Daddy will love you all his life ... F will love you all his life ...
F: Lady Gaga will love you!
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F has been complaining about R coming into his bed when he's trying to sleep. Every night. But then I heard this through their door.
F: R, come into my bed.
R: No.
F: But I want to go get Daddy and tell him you're in my bed!
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7AM. Our lazy butts are still in bed. F/R crawl in with us. R gets mad that F's leg is on top of her.
M: R, F has to put his leg somewhere.
B: Should I take it off, F?
F: No! It's not detachable.
B: Do you have things that ARE detachable?
F: Yeah! R's baby's head.
F gets out of bed, brings back baby, removes head.
R: NOOOO! No detachable head!
Yes, this is the same baby she was waterboarding yesterday. Reverse Stockholm syndrome?
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Today's weather forecast, from F: "Looks like spirals, tastes like wind, and is really really hot like summer."
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B: Do you still like it when I call you Monkey, or should I start calling you F?
F: Sometimes you should call me Googly Eyes.
B: Sometimes?
F: Only when I do something googly and I look like eyes.
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Reading bedtime story. Curious George and the Dinosaur Bones or something. It mentions a pickaxe.
F: What's a pickaxe?
B looks at page in book. There are no actual pictures of pickaxes. B takes out phone, presses voice command button.
B: Show me a picture of a pickaxe
Phone: Let's see... (amazing world we live in that it actually says this)
Phone shows a picture of pickaxe
F: Do it again!
Repeat. Many times. The phone has trouble understanding F, but I leave it with him while I make R's bedtime bottle. As I walk out of room:
F: Show me a picture of a rocket ship
I hear F and phone talking but can't make out what they're saying over the microwave sound.
When I come back into room:
Phone: That's a personal question.
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F (at our bedside): I had a scary dream. There was a potato, and it was chasing me.
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Walking in parking lot.
F: I'm holding R's hand extra tight so she doesn't blow away!
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In car:
B: R, are you going to eat lunch when you get home?
R: Yeah!
B: And then what?
R: Play elephants!
B: Play elephants? Aren't you going to get a bottle and take a nap?
R: Yeah ... I'm happy now!
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I only overheard the end of this conversation, but I think it was about cupcakes for R's birthday party.
M: Not until you're done.
F: I AM done. I'm already born!
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(Thankfully rare) double wake-up. Half an hour to get them back in beds. As my head hits pillow, R is out of her room again.
R: F pooped on my monkey!
B: No he didn't. Go back to bed.
She does.
Ten min later, too much noise, I'm back in. R is out of bed. Another half hour to settle her down.
F (mostly asleep): This is Howard. As far as this train goes. All passengers must now exit. Transfer to Purple Line for Evanston and Wilmette.
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Unbridled optimism:
T is visiting from down the street for R's birthday. T finishes his ice cream before F.
T: I winned you!
F: That's ok. I'll win you in the NEXT bowl!
F: Daddy, give T more ice cream so I can win him.
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F (seated in restaurant): The man who just came in, in the green shirt, just said he wanted coffee. [Loses it laughing] Only women are supposed to drink coffee!
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M: Hey, F, why is 6 afraid of 7?
F: Because 7 is going to EAT 6!
[Much laughter]
R: 2, 6, 7, 8, 9!
M: Wow, R, you really have 6-7-8-9 down.
R: No! 6-7-8-9 UP!
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Driving through Gary. F sees some steel-industry-related building.
F: That building is a rocket ship port. I know because it looks just like what one looks like in my dreams!
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Driving past Sears/Willis/whatever Tower.
F: See that building with all the pointy stuff on top? I bet there was more construction on that building than any other building in the world.
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Wetter and wetter... F is fishing. R is playing "swamp ball."
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