Margy is lacing up the soccer cleats R found in a hand me down bag. (Earlier today, R was running and dancing around the house wearing nothing but these cleats.)
M: I'm having some trouble threading these laces through the holes. Can you get me some tape?
R: No tape!
M: But I need it to do what you asked me to do.
R: I know another way.
M: What?
R: Spit on it!
...
M: These laces aren't nearly long enough.
R: I cut them!
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